Do I Have To?


Remember when Kirsten Dunst was famous for doing movies and actually, you know, acting? It's fuzzy in my mind, but I can access it if I try really hard. Right now she falls somewhere between Lindsay Lohan and Rachel Bilson - teetering on the edge of "goodbye career" and "still hanging in there with my faux engagement." This video isn't going to do anything to help clear up those perceptions. Details, via Litely Salted

[No, seriously, what the hell is this? *Five-Second Google Search* Okay, so apparently this is part of some Pop Life exhibit over in London, which strikes me as a little odd considering this is less "Pop Life" and more "Hey, let's throw every goddamn Asian stereotype into a four minute video!" You know what? The hell with it. I'm gonna go make a video where I bathe in maple syrup while wearing a mountie costume then go out and ride a moose into the sunset. ART!]

Blame it on a combination of McG and desperation. Oh, and don't forget to add the sake!

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