Will Smith's "hot-n-sexy" wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith, has revealed that her husband has political aspirations that include the highest office in the nation. If Will were to become President, would we all be forced to watch Independence Day on Independence Day? A terrifying thought. Details from the San Francisco Chronicle, via Celebslam: [Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett Smith has confirmed her
husband is seriously considering a move into politics - just a year after the
actor ruled out a career change. She tells Germany's Bunte magazine, "Will
is thinking about going into politics. He once said he could imagine becoming a
U.S. president. He wasn't joking, he was quite serious about it."]
Not only does that sound crazy, it sounds downright dangerous. Here's partially why, from Celebslam:
[Actors. They're all fucking insane. It's pretty obvious what
Will's trying to do. Follow me on this: Christianity became the dominant
religion in Europe only after Constantine rose to power in 306 AD and became
Emperor of the Roman Empire. With his devotion to the religion and power to
promote it, Western Civilization eventually became dominated by the teachings
of Jesus. So get ready -- if Will Smith becomes President, 100 years from now
Scientology will not only become the main religion of the United States, but
perhaps more importantly, every time someone checks into a hotel room, they'll
no longer find a Bible in the nightstand . . . they'll find a Thetan Reader and
a pair of sweet 3-D glasses. Look at me, I'm a Scientologist!]
Yes, Ronald Reagan did transition from actor to President - and looked what he helped spawn. Will has even less experience than Reagan - and, if it's possible, an even bigger ego. Terrifying. Plus, wouldn't he be distracted from his job with all that hot sex he and Jada have all the time? When would he have a moment to focus on foreign relations, other than French kissing?
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