The level of delusion it takes to be Jennifer Lopez continues to astound me. Why, why, why is she still trying to shake her shit, in a leather catsuit no less? I guess the easy answer is that she wouldn't be J.Lo if she wasn't trying to hog the spotlight in some ridiculous manner. Ah, the woman we know and "love." Details, via Celebitchy:
[There's video of Jennifer performing a medley of her songs,
and it's... rough. I suppose I could give Jennifer credit for attempting to sing
live. But she should know by now that she's not the best live singer, and that
hearing her sing live isn't why people come. [Jennifer says, in the video
above] "You didn't know I could do that did you?" Uh... yes, we did know that you
couldn't sing live and dance in time all while wearing a yeasty leather
catsuit. But, seriously, I love that Jennifer tried. I give her credit for
trying. She's funny when she tries. I think I've mentioned this before, but
I'll say it again: I am not a Jennifer Lopez hater. I kind of like her and all
of her diva antics. I get enjoyment from how she's so full of herself and how
she thinks we've all been sitting around, praying for her
musical/dancing/acting/fashion comeback. And in some ways, we have been sitting
around waiting for it. Because Jennifer is usually newsworthy. Even if it's the
bad kind of newsworthy.]
I think the rarified air must be making her high. First her Oscar demands and now this. I thought Jennifer was transitioning into being a talk show host? Really, that's where her talents lie - in getting paid to talk about her herself. Sure, she might throw a few guests on the stage with her - but only the ones that wouldn't distract from her fabulousity. When will she mercifully fade into obscurity?
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