I Hope They're Checking ID's At The Oscar After Parties

Thumbnail image for new-moon-poster-official-405x600.jpgLook - it's the cast of Twilight! The Academy Awards are hip again! It's almost as magical as vampires in love. More details, via Us Weekly

[The Oscars are getting younger this year.
In a bid to boost ratings, New Moon stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will present an award at the March 7 show. Also slated to read off the nominees: Disney stars Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron, ABC confirmed Monday. Last year's winners Penelope Cruz, Sean Penn and Kate Winslet will also present, it was announced earlier. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will host the show.]

The Twilight cast is one thing - at least they've been in actual movies. Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron's films are the equivalent to the pages of Seventeen magazine, set to music. How is it that Miley Cyrus deserves to be at the Oscars? She should at least have the decency to take her new stepfather, Bret Michaels. It's good to know the producers of the Oscars are willing to cheapen themselves for an advertising buck. In this economy? We're lucky they're not sending Miley to the podium nude. We'll just have to be patient and wait for that online.

[Photo Credit: Vampires, werewolves and Oscar presenters. Oh, my!]

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