Rather, Celebitchy is on to something. She's the one who put two and two together - and the equation equaled a possible dirty hookup between Lindsay Lohan and (a newly shorn) Joaquin Phoenix. Yikes! The two were spotted out-and-about at the same LA club last night, leaving the premises within minutes of each other. In Hollywood, that spells d-i-r-t-y. Details, via Celebitchy: [I noticed that there were photos of Joaquin Phoenix and
Lindsay Lohan exiting Voyeur in LA last night, likely within minutes of each
other. It got me to thinking... hookup? What kind of sense would Lindsay and
Joaquin make together? She's a crackhead... and Joaquin - well, who knows? He's
shaved and he doesn't seem as crazy anymore, but you know there's something in
there, lurking. Anyway, it turns out they were partying together, according to
Pop Sugar, who claimed Lindsay "was soon off to finish her evening at Voyeur
with Ryan Phillippe and Joaquin Phoenix." Conceivably, Lohan could be bangin'
Ryan Phillippe just as easily, I guess. But Joaquin is the one I'm worried
about. Anyway, as I was looking to see if anyone else was running with the
rumor that Joaquin and Lindsay could potentially be hooking up, I found the old
rumors of their alleged hookup. Apparently (and I truly have no memory of
this), Lindsay and Joaquin were loosely associated together as potential
hookups back in late 2006 and early 2007. In fact, friends claimed that Lindsay
claimed that she and Joaquin had done the sex. Ugh. Doesn't that make you feel
differently about Joaquin? Like, now, instantly, he's a skeeze.]
Click on the Celebitchy link above for photos of Lindsay and Joaquin exiting the club separately. I can totally see this going down - the situation, not the people. I don't want to think about that anymore than I "have" to! As far as the other option, I'd like to think Ryan Phillippe is more loyal to girlfriend Abbie Cornish than he was ex-wife Reese Witherspoon. In short, I wouldn't be at all surprised if a Lindsay/Joaquin tango happened - but I doubt anything lasting will come of it...
[Photo Credit: Joaquin Phoenix. Welcome back, sucka!]
Have you noticed whenever Ryan's around Lindsay is there also.