Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel became friends (of sorts) while filming the star-studded Valentine's Day - but only to a point. The premiere took place last night in Hollywood - and Jen proved herself not to be the most loyal of pals when she let Jessica make a fool of herself on the red carpet. Not that Jessica stood alone in her embarrassment. Just ask Bradley Cooper how his night went. Who knows - maybe the new girlfriends didn't TwitPic each other before the big event, and by the time Garner saw Biel it was too damn late. All I know is if I saw one of my gals in a gown that equaled ruffled Pepto Bismol, I'd physically tackle her before letting her go in front of the paparazzi. Details, via Lainey Gossip: [Um, yeah, so it's a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast.
Not that that makes a difference. Because it's a MOVIE PREMIERE, it's not the
f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel, who called up Kate
Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the
carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed.
Easy
baby... why you blowin' your load? Embarrassing, non? I'm cringing. Almost
feel sorry for her. Such a flagrant case of wanting it badly and, worse still,
in front of a row of other stars who managed to get it right who work much more
than she does. Why didn't her
new best friend Jennifer Garner talk her down from the hysteria? As you can
see, Taupe was attired appropriately, perfectly for the occasion. Love it. It's
flattering, it's different enough, it's a good length, it's not too eager, it's
not too lax, Taupe played the right note... and sat back and watched Jessica
Biel aggressively try to spotlight steal.]
Click on the Lainey link above the the compare and contrast photos of Biel versus Garner from last night. For someone who claims she's too pretty for Hollywood, Biel certainly went out of her way to go ultra-girly for the event. Is she afraid those acting chops aren't going to carry the load? As for Garner - bad gal pal, simply not responsible, or distracted by her hubby's alleged booze-fest at Sundance?
[Photo Credit: Jennifer and Jessica, in a still from the movie. I don't think my boyfriend would agree to see this with me, even if I went all Misery on his ass. Looks like it'll be a solo "woman with cats" trip to the theater for me.]
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