John Mayer hasn't exactly revealed himself to be the bastion of class - and his ex-girlfriends will be first in line to agree. John has recently thrown both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston under the bus with his controversial, raunchy Playboy interview - and, not surprisingly, neither lady is very happy about it. Both Jess and Jen could benefit from some positive press, but don't look to Mayer in helping make that happen! Details, via Star magazine: Of Jessica, whom he dated from 2006 to 2007, John said she "is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually, it was crazy... It was like napalm, sexual napalm." And he suggested that was all Jess ever was to him. "I really said, 'I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson," he bragged, while insisting that although she isn't his type -- or intellectual equal -- he couldn't resist seducing her. "She's angry and embarrassed," a source close to her tells Star.
While Jess wasn't his perfect match, his called his bond
with Jen "pretty intense" -- even now. "I'm very protective of
Jen," he said. "I love Jen so much that I'm now thinking about how bad I would
feel if she read this and was like...'I don't want to be in your lineage of
kiss-and-tells.'" But that didn't stop him from blabbing! He cheapened
their connection by detailing for the public how he often fantasizes about his
sexual exploits with past girlfriends and how he's slept with "four or
five" women since he split with Jen last year.
"Jen is taking this really personally," a source tells Star. "She always stuck up for John when her friends cautioned her against him, but now she regrets it." Neither woman is taking John's betrayal lightly!]
Behold - the loudmouthed letdown that is John Mayer! I'm really curious how Aniston and Simpson will exact their revenge on Mayer. Two heads are better than one. I'm sure John would agree - especially when it comes to his well-documented masturbation habit. Something that will surely come in "handy" for John! A note to Jessica: I don't think round two with Dane Cook will do the trick to make a warhorse like Mayer jealous...
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