Kendra, Meet Science...

[Kendra Wilkinson can't go one week without giving an "exclusive" interview to OK! Magazine or Life & Style or In Touch Weekly. The weird thing is that where Kendra used to annoy the hell out of me, now I kind of root for her. She's done well for herself in her post-Hef life - she's happily married, she's got a cute baby, she seems happy. Meanwhile, Holly Madison is calling the paparazzi to pose for ridiculous photos in Las Vegas, and the paps aren't returning her calls. So compared to Holly, Kendra's got her act together. However, even though I'm kind of liking Kendra these days, the girl is still dumb as a rock. In her two latest interviews, she complains about how big her boobs are after she gave birth (because she's breastfeeding) and she says she's considering breast reduction. It's like no one told her that her boobs go down when she stops breastfeeding. I just saw an ad for the new episode of Kendra and Hank's show on E!, and I was surprised to see in the ad that Kendra was complaining about how she and Hank didn't really know each other. Well, yeah. But I applaud her for acknowledging it.

Somebody also asked Kendra recently if she would pose for Playboy again, now that she's no longer Hef's girlfriend and she's had a baby. Kendra was remarkably conservative and low-key about the prospect, saying: "If I were asked, it'd be a hard decision, but I'd lean toward no. The Playboy chapter of my life is now closed. I would definitely model, but I don't think I would pose nude. I'm on to the next chapter of being a mom and a wife." Aw... that's kind of sweet. Considering she was the girl who got naked and soaped herself up in a Las Vegas hotel suite for the cameras, I think this might be progress.]

Ah, Kendra! How I love you - let me count the ways. Actually, let me letter the ways. A quote from Wilkinson herself: 

[I went from a 34C to an E. I had never even heard of that in my life. I'm on the E! Network, and I'm an E cup!]

Nietzsche would have competition, if he were alive. As it turns out, she's most likely neck and neck with Jessica Simpson...

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