Kim Kardashian Is A Frickin' Idiot

Thumbnail image for kim-kardashian-in-white-main-wikipedia.jpgMy god, she works fast. My Khloe Kardashian post is less than three minutes old and one of her sisters has already found a way to upstage her! These girls do not fuck around. Details, via The Huffington Post

[Kim Kardashian found out she was seated next to an air marshal on a flight back to LA from NYC Tuesday night. Naturally she tweeted about it to her 3 million plus followers. "I'm on the airplane...love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!" she tweeted.

Twitterers were less than thrilled about Kim's decision to reveal the identity of someone whose ability to keep passengers safe hinges on his anonymity, so she told them to keep quiet. "RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh," she tweeted.

Kim wrote that her sleuthing skills, and not Jim's lack of integrity, were responsible for blowing his cover before ending the discussion by logging off. "Air Marshall's are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!" she wrote. "OK I hope I don't get in trouble...logging off now! xo"]

At least she didn't TwitPic him! I love how blithely she takes matters of national security. It must be a blast to be Kim - she literally appears to have no concerns. In a flailing industry where you have to buy the peanuts that used to be free, you can get kicked off for being pregnant and daring to ask for water, and the national obsession with McDonald's becomes a hinderance - the Air Marshall safety factor is the one thing that's still a public service. Way to go on screwing that up. Congrats, Kim - the spotlight of stupidity falls on you, once again!

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