Lame

heidi-montag-pre-post.jpgWe are having quite the intermittent Internet connection around here today. I've been knocked offline several times today, resulting in lost work and lots of hair-pulling tantrums. Almost like Lady Gaga at the Grammys last night - if she ever showed any kind of emotion. So, for all you lovers and haters out there, just know that I'm trying! I'll post double for what I can't get going today... xo

Heidi Montag is one of the lamest people I can think of, so she takes the photo spot - even in spite of her near-permanent PLP ban. From I'm Bringing Blogging Back:

[The other day an IBBB reader asked me to show a little "before and after" of our beloved Heidi Montard. It looks like fame can really change you. Well, that an a surgical knife. Well, a surgical knife and selling your soul to the devil. Well, a surgical knife, selling your soul to the devil, and being white trash with new money. Well, a surgical knife, selling your soul to the devil, being white trash with new money, and having people around you convincing you that you can actually sing and dance.

Seriously, do you think if Heidi one days goes to heaven, Jesus Claus will be like, "Good, now I want you to stay right here and sit through 4 seasons of The Hills."]

[Image via IBBB]

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