Villagers in Blantyre, Malawi better step aside - Madonna is coming to do good. Madge is set to build a $15 million school for girls - and if there are some homes in the way, well they're just gonna have to move. Details, via D-Listed:

[200 villagers in Blantyre, Malawi will have to pack up all their belongings and move to another home after the government came knocking at their doors telling them they had to get the hell out to make way for Vadge's $15 million school for girls (aka The See, I Can Be Oprah Too Academy). For months, the villagers have refused to leave, but Vadge opened up her coin purse and dropped $115,00 on them to relocate.

The Lilongwe District Commissioner told the villagers: "Government allowed you to occupy this land because there was no project yet. But now that Madonna wants to build you a school you have to give way. You are lucky that Madonna has compensated you for your houses, gardens and trees."

One of the villagers said his family had lived on that plot of land for three generations, and the $1,500 Vadge put in his pocket is not nearly enough to replace his three houses and mango trees. If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar.]

Well, you can't please all the people all the time. And if you're Madonna, the number one person who's going to get pleased is your own damn self. Pat yourself on the back, Madge - you're "doing good."

[Photo Credit: Step aside, bitches.]

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