See Kim Kardashian Throw Flames From Her Eyes!

Oh, burn! It turns out that not only did Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, Reggie Bush, allegedly cheat on her - now there's YouTube "proof." Holy crap. It's a good thing Reggie is an NFL player (who helped win the Super Bowl, no less) because no mere mortal would willing piss off the Kardashian clan. Here're details on Reggie's mistress from the NY Daily News, via Celebslam: 

[Hell hath no fury like Kim Kardashian scorned. Video vixen Carmen Ortega is accusing KK of quickly squashing the affair she had with Kim's man, Reggie Bush. "Reggie and I had a brief, short-lived relationship almost one year ago. During that time, we both were in serious relationships with other people, but we had an 'understanding,' " the stunner explains. "Unfortunately, things hit the fan when [Kim] found out. She immediately ran to the Internet to throw me under the bus."]

Well, of course Kim is going to throw you under the bus! What were you expecting - that she'd exalt you? Then again, as you can see from the clip above (thanks, Celebslam!), Carmen is not the sharpest crayon in the box. My favorite moment is when she doesn't know what to call the air hockey table. Air hockey! Oh, the rich irony. Here's a little more, via Celebslam: 

[Remember the rumors last year that Reggie Bush cheated on Kim Kardashian? I think we can move those rumors into the fact column. Wait a second, are you telling me that a professional athlete broke the sacred bonds of trust that he had with his significant other? The shock! Every woman should know by now that if they're going to date an athlete, he's going to cheat. And every guy should know by now that when he dates Kim Kardashian, the perfume she's wearing is not "Chanel No. 5." It's "Urinal Cake" by Odorite.