Just when I thought it was going to be a full-tilt John Mayer overload kind of day, along comes Megan Fox to ease my pain - or heighten it, I haven't decided which. This time Megan appears on the cover of the ritzy fancy-pants W magazine - and, per usual, she doesn't disappoint with the mouthy quotes. I'll let Michael K from D-Listed give you the scoop, because he really makes Megan's bullshit shine: In the magazine, Megan talks about her panty ad for Armani.
Megan doesn't think she looks classy in panties at all. Megan thinks that when
she puts on a bra she looks like something Alberto Vargas created with his own
hands. You can't make this up, but Megan can! She said, "There are some
women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really
classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me, it does,
immediately. As soon as I'm in underwear, I'm a Vargas girl."
Let's just pat Megan on the head and keep moving on....
Megan thinks she would make a wonderful mother, because
she's really good at soothing Brian Austin Green when he cries about his career
in the middle of the night, "No one believes me when I talk about this,
but I'm really maternal. I worry that because I've always wanted [kids] so
much, as the world goes sometimes, I won't be able to have them, even though I
would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment."
And finally, you won't find Megan sitting with the other
Hollywood actresses in the cafeteria, because she says she has no interest
becoming friends with the likes of ScarJo or MiserAlba: "I especially
don't trust girls in this industry, because it's incredibly competitive, and
I'm just not interested."
See, this is why Megan is the thinking whore's Natalie
Portman. Who wants to play patty cake with the girls when you can play patty
cake with a peen in the boy's bathroom. You know, sometimes I really think
Megan and I share the same brain....and that's why I drink.]
Oh, and there's so much more! Here's why Megan thinks she can one-up Angelina Jolie - which we all know is Fox's lifelong goal. From W magazine extras:
[On donating to charities: I work privately with some charities but I am not ready to come out and say, hey guys, I do charity, look at me. I just feel like its no longer charity if my image is somehow benefiting from it--I feel like I'm exploiting these people. I know that the argument is that you're supposed to use your celebrity to encourage others to do good, and I get that. But I think there will be a time and a place for that and right now I'd rather keep it private.]
Secret charity work is the key, peeps - not like that loose-lipped Jolie. Look at how generous Megan can be! How kind of her not to "exploit those people." Madonna, I hope you're taking notes - Megan has something to teach you. Foxy's bon mots used to drive me bonkers - but now I look forward to her "words of wisdom." At least she makes me laugh.
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