Did you hear the news, released last week, that Suri Cruise wants to become an actress? Naturally, her parents are thrilled! If you're feeling like a loser for not making your career choice by the time you were three-years old, never fear - Chelsea Handler is here! Laugh in the face of certainty, courtesy of Chelsea Lately's E! blog: A story about Suri Cruise caught my eye. According to the magazine, Suri has
decided that she'd like to be an actress. She reportedly loves her dance lessons so much, that she asked her
parents if she could also enroll in some acting classes. In the U.S., that's called a
"double threat," and it's not to be taken lightly.
Suri is three-years old, but she's growing up fast, and obviously her parents are just going to have to adjust. Tom Cruise is supposedly "thrilled" that she wants to be an actress, but when she starts taking roles from him we'll see how happy he is. If the next installment of Mission Impossible could cast her in the lead role instead of Tom, they'd save a lot of money on apple boxes.]
Sure, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are wildly permissive now - but just wait until Suri hits her teens. She'll go from an aspiring actress with a million dollar wardrobe to a burka in seconds flat once her folks watch Suri nabbing the attention of all the boys... Meanwhile, Vanity Fair has made Suri's shit-list. The mag recently shunned the mini-mogul when they failed to include her in their "actresses of the future" list. Bitch, please! Don't they know who she is? I see revenge brewing in those little eyes!
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