Remember the wild-n-wooly gang of young guns who went around burglarizing homes of the rich and famous? They allegedly snatched designer clothing and jewelry from the homes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson and Audrina Patridge - to name a few. The highlight? Paris didn't even realize her fancy stuff was missing until later - including several grams of cocaine that couldn't have possibly been hers. Details, via Crazy Days & Nights:
[In an interview in this month's Vanity Fair, Nick Prugo says
that when he broke into Paris Hilton's house he found about five grams of coke
there. I should clarify. On one of his break ins to Paris Hilton's house.
Apparently Nick and his accomplice stole things on at least two other previous
occasions from Paris' home and she never even knew they stole anything. This
was despite the fact they took designer dresses, some bras, some booze and a
bunch of cash from purses they found throughout her home. They had gained entry
from the key they found under the front doormat.
"We found about, like, five
grams of coke in Paris's house" on another night, Prugo told police; he says
they snorted it and left. Then they "drove around Mulholland, having the best
time of our lives."
Paris' spokesperson obviously denied the whole thing and
said, "I don't know why anyone would listen to allegations made by a
self-confessed thief." I would listen to him because he is confessing
everything so he doesn't really have anything to lose by saying more. It isn't
like Paris has never admitted she has done drugs, including coke.]
Yeah, Paris totally doesn't seem like the type to do coke. She just seems like such a classy lady. It was probably left at her home by one of her less upstanding friends. In fact, I'm sure none of Hilton's pals even do drugs. They're so busy with all that do-gooding and hardcore porn charity work. It must have been powder of another kind. Paris excels at is smelling like a hooker - hence the five grams of Love's Baby Fresh that must have gone up the noses of the thieves.
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