Courtney Love has her sights set on a new man, at least for one night. The lucky lad is none other than John Mayer! It's a match appropriately made in hell - and it's no more, or less, than either one of them deserves. Details come via The Huffington Post, whose writers never fail in providing us with the most literal and unintentionally hilarious headlines. Today's gem is "Courtney Love Wants To Hate Fuck John Mayer, Has A Powerful Vagina" Well said, Huff Po: "do you ever feel like spite hate fucking @johncmayer
just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in
bed !" Love tweeted. "but like say your fucking @johncmayer totally
throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the
face? good times"
Love took special issue with Mayer's comments on his sex
life with his famous girlfriends.
"ive said far stupider shit than @johncmayer about my
alist bfs tho ive been discreet. but about rockers i spill the beans," she
continued.
Even though she feels Mayer deserves a good hate f***, Love
says he's not really her type.
"oh dudes Mayers a little bland for me and youngish ill
do young, but hes neither Yale Harvard Oxford and hes not really rock, so not
for me," she wrote. And to a fan who asked her to clarify hate f***ing,
she wrote, "hate fucking is an art like 'the pit' meaning you rape each
other and then beat the shit our of each other so u can feel shit."
Although Mayer has resurfaced on Twitter after swearing to
"quit the media game" two weeks ago, he has not addressed Love's
comments. If he ever takes Love up on her offer, he might experience another
powerful vagina.]
This might finally be enough to quiet John Mayer, if we're lucky. Though, knowing him, he's probably searching for a Teflon condom, with his fingers poised on the keyboard of his computer...
[Photo Credit: Goods on display.]
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