This Is Messed Up

I don't what kind of crazy ideas are being forced onto that little girl, but I think The Soup sums it up pretty well: 

[The sweet little misses vying to be deemed perfect are forced to learn a battery of pointless tricks toward supreme pageant recognition, but finally, 10-year-old Jordan provides an example of skills that can actually help her as an adult in the real world. Thanks to Little Miss Perfect, a job at Hooters is virtually guaranteed.]

This is exactly what I envision life will be like for the spawn of Paris Hilton, but with more diamonds.