If you ever needed any proof that Rachel Uchitel is completely vapid and lame, just watch the clip above. I'd say that it's difficult to find what Tiger Woods found appealing about her - but his list of mistresses didn't exactly inspire confidence in his taste. Anyway, here is Rachel "giving an exclusive" to the equally abhorrent Mario Lopez. Uchitel lets us know that she was a "Mean Girl" in high school (no surprise), she's a terrible friend, NYC doesn't have sports or cheerleaders and that she hopes to find contentment in the future. Star magazine (where I found this clip - thanks!) asserts that this is Rachel's bid to become a talk show host in her own right. Given the state of reality-fueled television, this would not surprise me in the least. Here's what a "source" leaked to the Star:
[Tiger Woods' No. 1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is moving into
the TV world! "Rachel's going to be a special correspondent for
Extra," an insider tells Star," and she'll be cohosting the show this
weekend. She's so excited about it! She was thrilled when they asked her to do
it. She would love to get more TV gigs and do this sort of thing. She has a
great TV presence and would love to land her own talk show in the future -- a la
Tyra Banks."]
She may have a presence for television, but I can't believe she'd have the fan-base for it. Before hopping in bed with Tiger, she was also named as the "other woman" in David Boreanza's life - just as David's wife was giving birth to their second child. There goes your female viewers. Will men be titillated enough by Rachel's easy ways to support her in the all-important ratings game?
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