I wonder if Jessica Simpson is regretting her decision to get hitched young, as well as stay a virgin until her wedding night? Or do these "deep thoughts" occur to her? I'm asking because it seems like she's living her life in reverse. Most women date, get their hearts broken, break a few of their own and learn about love before getting married. No one really ever skips these steps - it just depends on what order you do them in. Sure, Jess was a virgin when she wed the erstwhile Nick Lachey - but to what end? She's had plenty of bone since then, so the "saving herself" kind of seems null and void. Not only that, she's suffered plenty of humiliating experiences in her love life - publicly - because she doesn't know how to handle herself. She's still in the learning curve as she nears her thirties - and frankly I wouldn't envy anyone for that. The latest man to diss Jess is none other than Smashing Pumpkins goon, Billy Corgan. Bitch, please. And I'm not speaking to Simpson. Details, via Snarkerati:

[If Jessica Simpson wasn't having a bad enough week, it appears that Billy Corgan, her once rumored boyfriend, is going to crap all over it even further. After the two were rumored to be dating, the news hit the internet with people left wondering who was getting the short end of that stick.

Corgan says that they weren't hooking up and that he was only helping her with a theme song for her new show. What leads me to believe that this is incorrect is because after the news hit that he dumped her, she removed all of his pictures (like the above photo) from her Twitter page. Coincidence?

He said, "She asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new TV show. It has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. It's interesting...The stuff that I've seen doesn't have any bearing to the reality that I'm in. It's like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what's really going on or how I feel." Did he just use her as an analogy to a cartoon?]

Granted, Jessica isn't rumored to exactly be an intellectual giant - but her good intentions far outweigh Billy's lifelong commitment to being a douchebag. What Simpson really needs is an evening at home with "He's Just Not That Into You" and a new publicist. As for Corgan, the smoothest thing he should be allowed to touch is his own bald head - so it looks like things are working out perfectly on that end.

[Photo Credit: Studio daze]

You're The Cartoon, Billy Corgan

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