This is exactly how I envision Paris Hilton's wedding going down. It's almost like a flashback. Or a flash-forward, since the exact date of her arranged marriage to Doug Reinhardt has yet to be revealed. Knowing Paris, she'll probably try to get hitched the same day as Nicole Richie. I just learned that Doug has an official website! I'm pissing myself right now in a confused state of joy, laughter and fear. First Holly Madison made my day, then Conan O'Brien (for a different, better reason). And now even Douche Reinhardt is stepping up to the plate. Really, y'all are being too generous. What does Doug even do with his life, personally or professionally, that warrants an official website? There are already several Hilton sex tapes, so this site seems a tad redundant.
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