Wow! If I were in the realms of the Hollywood elite, I might be lucky enough to get near Mickey Rourke. And if that dream came true, I imagine that he'd gently stroke my face while whispering Shakespearean sonnets into my ear. Oops, I got it wrong. I was thinking of a man that doesn't exist. Apparently the only thing it takes to get near Rourke is a vagina. Read on, courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights: [I think Russell Brand has found his God. Mickey Rourke says
that on one visit to the UK a few years ago that he had sex with 14 different
women in one night. In an interview with The Sun he was discussing WAGs and the
Ashley Cole and John Terry situation and said, "Forget Ashley Cole. WAGs
get an easy time - they should try living with Hollywood hellraisers. I once
spent a weekend in the UK and had 14 women in one night. British soccer players
have got nothing on us when it comes to women. If you WAGs knew what
Hollywood's stars get up to you'd think you were married to
pussycats."
Have you tried to do the calculations? I know that before
Russell Brand got together with Katy Perry he like to have sex with several
different women each day, but I am trying to think about how you can do this.
This must have been back in the 9 1/2 Weeks glory years for Mickey. I can't see
him doing this recently. He must have had a party and then just had a revolving
door from his bedroom to the party. Even if he spent 30 minutes with each woman
that would be 7 hours. Did they all line up and wait their turn? How special do
you think #14 felt?]
I didn't try to do the math - mainly because I'm not very good at it, and the thought of calculating the "length" of time Mickey had sex makes me physically ill. I can see why Rourke would attempt this feat. My question is: what was in it for the ladies? Certainly no bragging rights - this ain't Brad Pitt we're talking about...
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