Miley Cyrus = Gas



Miley Cyrus - a resource more rare than coal or petroleum. To which I say - burn her! Note: does not reflect my feelings towards the environment, only Miley "You're Annoying Me" Cyrus. Speaking of the teen squawk box... what did you think of her appearance at the Oscars? It drives me nuts that she gets to attend events as prestigious as the Academy Awards. Rumor has it the producers included her (as well as Twilight costars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner) in hopes of engaging a younger audience. Was it worth denigrating the mix? Meanwhile, you'll be glad to learn that Miley believes she thinks and feels deeper than the rest of us. Given that she's a minor, I'll be abstaining from the obvious jokes. 

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