Is there another genetically engineered baby in our future? I say "our" because I feel so close to Suri Cruise, what with every minutia of her babyhood documented before the eyes of the public. Tom Cruise fathered that baby and he is in looooove! We all know it. The proof is in all those staged photos. Guess what? It's about to happen again. Yep, Katie Holmes is allegedly getting primed by the loving arms of Scientology for baby number two. Details from Page Six, via Yeeeah!: Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source
told Page Six, "This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant
with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby.
It is almost as if she is being prepared for it." Scientologists believe
the "health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth,"
according to a church-run Web site, which campaigns for silent birth. A rep for
Holmes didn't return e-mails.]
Yep, the crop circles tell us it's time for another Cruise-Holmes creation. More from Yeeeah! because it's freakin' funny:
[It's that special time in Katie Holmes' life, the time when your husband decides you are to play host to the eggs fertilized in a petri dish so he didn't actually have to touch your icky no-no place with his wiener. Fortunately, Katie 2.0 came with the drivers and fetus-gestating software already installed, so routine maintenance at the Scientology Center should assure this pregnancy gets off without a hitch. Who needs "romance" when you can have binary code?]
I, for one, am thrilled - for the ensuing dirt. The good news is that Cruise won't have to worry about fluctuating Katie's belly this time around. The bad news is that we might be in danger of more couch jumping...
[Photo Credit: It's coming...]
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