Hailey Glassman has committed the ultimate no-no - she's posted a photo of genitals on Twitter. Yes, folks - Jon Gosselin's (alleged) cock has hit the Internet. And no, it's not cause for celebration. Not for him, not for any of us. Hailey's Tweets are (thankfully) protected, so not just any old joe can read her deep thoughts. I, of course, typed in the url (from the picture up top) and was lead to a most terrifying sight. You'll "get to" see the penis if you take the time to do the same (I plead research) - needless to say, this course of action is absolutely NSFW. Details, via The Hollywood Gossip:

[Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don't end in penises being posted on Twitter. Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package, Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today's Tweets.

We can't say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin's penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain:

1. She definitely posted a picture of someone's penis.

2. It is not large.

Gross. In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon's (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems:

* This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He's single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives

* This is Karma. FYI don't F*ck with fire if you don't want to get Burned, and don't mess with the bull if you don't want the horns

* Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot

* Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON"T THINK SO twitterworld!

You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet up a shot of his tiny, stubby penis. Whether that's really Jon's c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.]

My god - every time I (briefly) think Jon Gosselin's life can't get any trashier, it does. It seemed that Hailey was in love with Jon at one point. What was the draw? Obviously not his manhood and most likely not his "charming" personality. I guess the penis hits the web when the fifteen minutes are up...

[Photo Credit: Beware!]

Thank God Her Tweets Are Protected

Leave a comment