The Road To Julianne Hough


I don't know much about Dancing With The Stars cutie Julianne Hough. I know she's a smokin' hot chick with a lot of sparkle. Is there a dark side lurking? My pal at Crazy Days & Nights has a theory that Julianne is a cutthroat wannabe starlet, intent on screwing her way to the top. Given my love of dirt, I'm gonna give this theory a "whirl!" Details, via CDAN

[Hey look. Julianne Hough must want to be a movie actress now. How do I know this? She is dating Dane Cook. When she was a nobody on Dancing With The Stars she started dating as many high profile guys as possible to get noticed. That worked. Then she decided she wanted to be a country singer so started dating Chuck Wicks to go on tour with him. She got that and dumped him. She tried dating Jared Followill of Kings Of Leon, but I'm guessing he saw through her and dumped her. 

Now Julianne wants to be an actress. Hello Dane Cook. The pair have been spotted around town together for the last two weeks or so and guess what? It looks like Dane might have a part in his new movie for Julianne. I don't know what the Hough parents taught their kids or told their kids when they were growing up, but Derek is the exact same way. Derek dated a dancer to get himself more known his first season. Then he dated Shannon Elizabeth to get a little more publicity and now, he has his eyes set on Cheryl Cole. Forget The Duggars, it is the Hough siblings that are taking over the world.]

Yikes! Not the prettiest portrait. And yet, it doesn't surprise me. It's not exactly an uncommon phenomenon. At least she's taking the... umm... bull by the horns and bringing the casting couch to her. That kind of determination can take her far - though I would recommend choosing someone other than Dane Cook. When I think of Dane - which is rarely- I don't think "funny" or "movies." I do think "overpaid," so maybe she's on to something.

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