Charlie Sheen is in trouble... again. This time he's accused of hiring a call girl and having sex with her in his marital bed while his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, is in rehab. Boy, there's nothing a woman loves more than the smell of whore on her sheets after returning home from a grueling stint in rehab! Naturally Charlie is denying these allegations. And if there's one thing I know about Charlie, it's that he's a truth telling machine! Despite being caught red-handed with said call girl, Sheen has a perfectly plausible excuse. Read on, courtesy of Radar Online:

[Charlie took (prostitute) Angelina Tracy back to the house on more than one occasion and had sex with her in the bed he shares with his wife Charlie Sheen says she was a woman in need of counseling. Other people say she was his sexual partner. No one disputes that she's a paid escort. When (his wife) was around, Charlie took Angelina to a friend's guest house to spend time with her there.

(Sheen) has been busted cheating, with photographs surfacing of him wearing a ridiculous fake moustache disguise while meeting Angelina.

Charlie's rep released this statement about the cheating charges with Angelina: "The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen's campmates and Sheen was only responding to a 12th step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue and cheek disguise gesture."]

I believe Sheen made a tongue and cheek gesture - in bed! I admire Charlie's dedication to the 12 steps. I can't imagine anything more sobering than having Sheen's penis inside you.

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