This snarky "Seriously, Don't F**K My Mom" t-shirt campaign is for the Duplass brothers relationship comedy Cyrus, which played well at Sundance and SXSW. The plot: sad sack John C. Reilly thinks he's found the love of his life in Marisa Tomei, who likes him just the way he is. Slight hitch: she's also very close with grown son Jonah Hill (Cyrus) who still lives at home. It doesn't take long for the two men to be at all-out war.]
Demi can be very self-conscious about the 15-year age difference between herself and her husband - and having to watch him film sexy scenes with 28-year-old Natalie "isn't making it any easier."
Demi has never been jealous of Ashton's costars before, but she may be on to something this time. Three days after Ashton and Natalie filmed a steamy kissing scene, Ashton told Howard Stern that love scenes are like "free cheating." Though he was careful to add that he confessed everything to his wife because she's his "best friend," the insider says that Demi isn't as cool with it as she's letting him think.
"I'm sure Ashton doesn't even realize it's bothering Demi," the insider says.
"Natalie has had some on-set romances in the past," a friend tells In Touch, adding that even thought she's in a serious relationship with dancer Benjamin Millepied, she still flirts with other men. "She is in love with Ben, but Natalie has always had a way with men."
And though she no interest in getting a rep for being the "other woman" it's clear Natalie has chemistry with Ashton. "Natalie loves his sense of humor and likes spending time with him," says the friend.
"Demi has told Ashton that she's visiting him on the set to get to know Natalie," says the insider. "But she's actually going to check up on him."]
I think Ashton is far more attracted to Demi's star power (Moore is permanently ensconced in the top-tier of Hollywood) than he'd ever be to Natalie's more serious persona. Besides, I hear Bruce Willis is a blast to hang out with!
[Photo Credit: Let's eat some hot dogs!]
PREVIOUSLY: Lindsay Lohan was photographed this week partying in Cannes next to what looks like several lines of cocaine and holding something that appears to be rolled up paper. TMZ was first to print the below picture.
When asked by Radaronline.com to explain the white powder, Lindsay replied, "What!??" Lindsay was told to look at the photo, and she said, "That's a set up that's so untrue." She did not elaborate on how she was set up.]
It's true, she was set up. Lindsay wasn't going to snort that white powder! It's clear from the photo that it was actually her vagina (a.k.a. "va-jay-jay" or "gentleman greeter") that was going to indulge. That, or she was saving it for her shoes. Her feet need to be nice and fresh for the impending overseas flight!
[Photo Credit: Does it ever occur to Lohan that she's going to be photographed at the most inconvenient moments? Thanks, TMZ!]
Here's what went down: Lohan and her entourage turned up at the Belvedere party and immediately parked themselves next to the stage, where Grace Jones was due to perform. Among those in Lohan's group was Seyfried's boyfriend, Dominic Cooper. "They were having fun, partying," an eyewitness tells E! News. "Lindsay was dancing."
Cooper is in town to hype his latest film Tamara Drewe; Seyfried, meanwhile, is back in the States promoting her new chick flick Letters to Juliet. At one point, Cooper was dancing on a couch while Lohan stood on the floor beneath him.
"They were being coy with each other," the clubgoer says. "Not really touchy, but flirty. After Grace's performance they sat down at the table next to each other and were hanging out."
But the good vibes didn't last--at least for all the attendees. British singer-model Sarah Harding, a member of the group Girls Aloud, had been at the club before Lohan & Co. arrived.
"For no apparent reason, Lindsay's bodyguard asked Sarah to leave the table," the party insider says. "Sarah got upset, but Lindsay's bodyguard made her leave the table. Sarah was causing a stir, yelling, asking why, but it really wasn't clear why it happened."
Hmmm...booting fellow celebs. Flirting with a costar's guy. We have an idea why. Maybe she's just one Mean Girl, after all.]
And more opinion, via Celebitchy:
[Lindsay Lohan is having one hell of a cracked out adventure in Cannes. She's going to parties, walking red carpets in a torn dress, falling down, getting sh-tfaced, carrying around straws and being a general mess. This could be her last gasp before she goes to jail. According to E! News, Blohan was partying with Dominic Cooper, otherwise known as Amanda Seyfried's cheating boyfriend.
E! News won't say whether Dominic and Lindsay hooked up, only that they were dancing and being "coy". Yeah... they're totally getting high and f-cking. If Dominic is boning Lindsay (which I think he probably is), then Amanda needs to get over his ass really quickly. None of this Jessica Alba-Cash Warren sh-t. Because Lohan has become what Paris Hilton was (and still is): the Typhoid Mary of Career-Killers. As in, as soon as you party/f-ck/do drugs with Lohan, you're over and done. Your career will never survive.]
Hey, if your former costar is going to outstrip your limelight with her talent and beauty, the least you can do is screw her boyfriend. Way to be the alpha dog, Lindsay!
[Photo Credit: This is not from Cannes, but it remains one of my favorite LaLohan pics. Panty -free and pantyhose clad!]
UPDATE: And beating me to the punch, before I could even post this salacious gossip, is People Magazine. Word has it that Amanda and Dominic are "on a break" - aka, split up - at the moment. However, I think it's safe to say that Lindsay's still a dirty dog.
[ALL-night partying is hardly uncharted territory for LINDSAY LOHAN. Neither is tumbling to the ground after one too many. But to do it all in the company of a male date marks a new phase for her. The troubled star hit a plush yacht party - and an unforgiving pavement - at the Cannes Film Festival hand-in-hand with a mystery hat-clad man.
As her eyes grew increasingly bleary throughout the evening, her legs correspondingly became wobblier - culminating in a spectacular roadside collapse in the French city. Later on, Lindsay took time out from standing upright to enjoy a relaxing squat, brandishing her grazed knees in the process.
Meanwhile, the Mean Girls star has been issued with a huge incentive to clean up in her carjacking lawsuit. The three men who are suing Lindsay for allegedly stealing their motor in 2007 have offered a bizarre settlement deal, asking for $3 million that they'll dish out to charities - instead of spend themselves - if she manages to stay sober for 42 months.
Good luck with that...]
So those men clearly know that Lindsay will never be able to manage that settlement deal, health-wise or financially. At least kiss her before you fuck her, boys. Not that Lohan has earned any leniency. And so goes another chapter in the downfall of LaLinds. Hey, they should make a movie about this story! After School Special, anyone?
I'm starting to think every single story we see in the tabloids has been planted. Why are all these sources so complimentary while allegedly telling horrible secrets? That's not really how life works.]
Mel is old, so it's no surprise that he's out of step with the times. The new norm is to have a cadre of porn stars on your booty roll call. One? Yawn. Jesse James he's not - though they probably have a lot in common. Ahem. The only good that Gibson has ever done is help bring my website to the attention of the awesome editor over at Awards Daily. Other than that, he's been nothing but a never-ending nightmare of drunken episodes and nasty allegations. Adding one more to the list is the least surprising thing I've written about thus far...
[Image Credit: doc_furious montage via The Enquirer]
This is because of a law called 2257, which is essentially a bookkeeping law. Every performer in a sex tape or porn must certify that they are the ones in the scene and that they were at least 18 years old at the time. Vivid could never release a tape if they couldn't document who the performers were and that they were legal age. This would be especially relevant to Kendra because she would have been around 18 when the tape was made. Porn is fanatically obsessed over two things: 1. paperwork 2. taking all my money.
If someone does not certify all that, their image will be blurred, like the image of Brandy Ledford, the second girl in the sex tape starring Vince Neil and (Jesse James' first wife) Janine Lindemulder. Brandy didn't sign so her face was blurred out.
It's not clear if Kendra has signed yet but Vivid's press release is a pretty good indication that she did or will soon.
The guy I know says it would be amazing if the tape was released as planned at the end of May, because Vivid will want this to play out as long as possible, with pretend negotiating and fake crying going back and forth in the media.]
Ah, it's the old calculated scandal route - again. The E! channel must be grateful their stars are game for all these sex tapes - even Chelsea Handler is allegedly in the mix! I'm down with wherever the Handler wants to go - literally and figuratively. As for Wilkinson, wipe away those crocodile tears and put your palm out for that big check.
A salacious sex tape has surfaced, and Kendra, 24, is desperately waging a legal battle to keep it from going public. Only in this week's OK! Plus:
• OK! has all the legal documents involved in Kendra's attempt to quash the sale of the sex tape. • Exclusive pics of Kendra, Hank and their baby Hank at home. • The details of Kendra's plan to defend her life with her family.]
['We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it's rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude. The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We've been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful. We therefore made the decision to release Kendra Exposed to stores across the country by the end of May,' said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. "We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape."
Kendra Exposed will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint and Kendra will joining such celebrities as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, Shauna Sand and others whose sex tapes have also been released by Vivid.
The explicit tape was made before she was engaged to and then married Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett. The name of her sex partner in the video, that was shot prior to her moving into the Playboy mansion, has not been revealed.]
How long did they brainstorm on the title of Kendra Exposed? At least it wasn't Look, Everyone - Kendra Is Naked And Engaged In Sexual Intercourse! Well, she's in good company - there are quite a few "stars of her magnitude" with "well produced, hardcore footage" in the ranks these days. And frankly, I'm not sure I buy how "upset" Kendra is - we all know what a well-timed sex tape can do for a celebrity these days. She may now be a stay-at-home mom (albeit one with her own television show), but don't forget that she's sexy!
Even though True Religion model Aubry, 34, raked in an estimated $700,000 a year, Berry focused on his career disappointments, including his failed Cuban eatery, Cafe Fuego, in NYC, which opened in 2006 and closed less than two years later. "Halle called him a loser," a source tells Us. "She'd rub it in his face that she's an Oscar-winning actress and he's just a model. He couldn't take it anymore."]
Of course we all know now that people close to Sandra were fiercely loyal - not a single one of her "sources" (aka friends) leaked her big-time secret. Halle? Not so much. Which seems odd to me. I've never heard anything bad about Berry - and, despite her personal ups and downs, she hasn't really been tabloid fodder. I find it difficult to believe she'd rub her Oscar in his face (metaphorically speaking), or that she'd taunt him with name calling. Something smells fishy here - and it's not the fact that I haven't showered yet today. Stay tuned!
[Photo Credit: Losers don't have cheekbones like that!]