* I'm a Dick - and today John and I cover swinging dicks. See how that all ties together? ~ Dicks In The City
* Tom Cruise and Gwyneth Paltrow attend a self-esteem conference. Oh, wait - it's an awards ceremony. My bad. ~ Agent Bedhead
* RIP, Gary Coleman. Don't worry, Ashton Kutcher has your back. ~ WWTDD
* Lindsay Lohan Tweets Chanel, asking for help in decorating her SCRAM bracelet. Yep, that'll do the trick! ~ Dlisted
* Madonna is a vampire. Finally, secrets of her youthful look are released! ~ Amy Grindhouse
Happy Memorial Day Weekend! Be happy, safe and joyful - and don't forget to think of those who passed away while serving our country. They made our three day break possible, and then some. xo
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