Oh, Michelle McGee - I'm so sorry! Clearly I got it all wrong - you are not the villain, you're the victim. I'm aware because you just told me so in this Fox newscast - and I know, if nothing else, that what I hear on the news is always true (especially if it's on Fox)! It's also helpful that you have a thug lurking in the background of your interview - all the better, in case that pesky reporter gets out of hand. Please forgive me for maligning your pristine character. I understand that vagina tattoos are all the rage - it's clearly me who's out of step for not having one. And good luck with the celebrity wrestling! Next stop - Portland, Oregon for a tea date with Tonya Harding.
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