Nah, Ashton Loves Meat

Demi_Moore_and_Ashton_Kutcher_TechCrunch50-wikipedia.jpgRumor has it that Demi Moore is feeling a bit threatened by hubby Ashton Kutcher's close onset connection with current costar, Natalie Portman. If I were Demi, I wouldn't worry - Ashton clearly loves meat. What would vegan Natalie possibly have to offer sexually? There's not even enough protein in that body to have the energy to pucker up! Details from the In Touch Weekly print edition, via Celebitchy

[An insider tells In Touch that Demi Moore is "worried" about Ashton and his Friends With Benefits costar Natalie Portman spending time together. "It's driving Demi crazy... she knows how much Ashton loves her, but she's concerned that he is working with Natalie, who'se almost 20 years younger than she is."

Demi can be very self-conscious about the 15-year age difference between herself and her husband - and having to watch him film sexy scenes with 28-year-old Natalie "isn't making it any easier."

Demi has never been jealous of Ashton's costars before, but she may be on to something this time. Three days after Ashton and Natalie filmed a steamy kissing scene, Ashton told Howard Stern that love scenes are like "free cheating." Though he was careful to add that he confessed everything to his wife because she's his "best friend," the insider says that Demi isn't as cool with it as she's letting him think.

"I'm sure Ashton doesn't even realize it's bothering Demi," the insider says.

"Natalie has had some on-set romances in the past," a friend tells In Touch, adding that even thought she's in a serious relationship with dancer Benjamin Millepied, she still flirts with other men. "She is in love with Ben, but Natalie has always had a way with men."

And though she no interest in getting a rep for being the "other woman" it's clear Natalie has chemistry with Ashton. "Natalie loves his sense of humor and likes spending time with him," says the friend.

"Demi has told Ashton that she's visiting him on the set to get to know Natalie," says the insider. "But she's actually going to check up on him."]

I think Ashton is far more attracted to Demi's star power (Moore is permanently ensconced in the top-tier of Hollywood) than he'd ever be to Natalie's more serious persona. Besides, I hear Bruce Willis is a blast to hang out with!

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