Rumor has it that Mel Gibson cheated on his mistress, turned girlfriend, turned baby mamma with a porn star. You mean Mel stepped out on the woman who helped him step out on his former wife? Oh, the betrayal! Or rather, oh the stupidity. Who didn't see this coming from a mile away? If a person cheats once, it dramatically ups the odds that he/she will do it again. This is not gender specific, it's science! Paging Dr. Spaceman. Details from The Enquirer and What Would Tyler Durden Do:

[Violet Kowal, a 26-year-old porn filmmaker from Poland, says she carried on a three-month affair with Gibson. Violet says she had steamy sex with Mel eight times at his compound in Malibu and Santa Monica office in 2009. Mel's attorney told The ENQUIRER that Violet's story is "an absurd fabrication" but Violet took a polygraph test that shows she is telling the truth about her relationship with Mel. "Mel's great in bed! It was the best sex I've ever had!"

I'm starting to think every single story we see in the tabloids has been planted. Why are all these sources so complimentary while allegedly telling horrible secrets? That's not really how life works.]

Mel is old, so it's no surprise that he's out of step with the times. The new norm is to have a cadre of porn stars on your booty roll call. One? Yawn. Jesse James he's not - though they probably have a lot in common. Ahem. The only good that Gibson has ever done is help bring my website to the attention of the awesome editor over at Awards Daily. Other than that, he's been nothing but a never-ending nightmare of drunken episodes and nasty allegations. Adding one more to the list is the least surprising thing I've written about thus far...

[Image Credit: doc_furious montage via The Enquirer]

Such A Surprise - Not

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