America's First Desperate Next Top Model

It's Adrianne Curry, y'all - and she's baaaack. Or, at least getting some momentary attention for her Twitter-posting shower antics. Adrianne, for those of you who need some prompting (and no one would blame you if you did) was the first winner of Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model (before it was more tired than a retiree in Palm Springs at nap time). She went on to wed Christopher Knight, best known for playing Peter Brady in The Brady Bunch. Bless that poor guy's heart - he's so blinded by his hot wife, he doesn't seem to mind that she's a loudmouthed nutball. A popular colloquialism might also describe her as a "brass-balled bitch." Whatever your fancy, there's an across the board consensus that Adrianne is gifted at stirring up the drama. So why even bother posting about her? Because here at PLP we applaud her insanity. She's top-shelf reality television material by day and Boone's Farm by night. And that makes her our kind of girl. Of course the nudity also helps.