Careful - She Know Voodoo And Karate

[Yesterday, we did a little preview of Star Magazine's cover story this week, all about how Angelina Jolie does voodoo, and Brad cries like a little girl. Actually, I think the tabloids are legally obligated to add "...and Brad cries like a little girl" at the end of every Angelina story. According to Star's preview/excerpt of Andrew Morton's biography of Jolie, Morton will reveal several of the men Angelina was fooling around with before (and perhaps during) her relationship with Brad. Ralph Fiennes! We've heard that one before, from obscure British tabloid journalist Jenny Paul. According to Jenny Paul, "An insider claims that Angelina and Ralph Fiennes met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London. 'They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.'" Sexy, isn't it? Some handcuffs and whips, then some CNN.

Anyway, the new(-ish) men mentioned by Star/Morton are Lenny Kravitz and Ethan Hawke. Scandal! First, Lenny Kravitz has been with a lot of women, hasn't he? He even dated Nicole Kidman, allegedly. It's not really scandalous because he's done everybody. Secondly, Ethan? Really? I remember those rumors - back in 2003, Angelina was working with Ethan and Olivier Martinez on Taking Lives. There were rumors about Angelina with both Olivier (who was with Kylie Minogue at the time) and Ethan (who was about to separate from Uma Thurman). I remember I only believed the Olivier rumors, and that Ethan left Uma and began shacking up with some young waitress. Could Angelina be the secret reason Ethan and Uma split up?]

If the Ethan/Angelina hookup is true, then kudos actually go to Uma Thurman for being classy enough to keep her mouth shut all these years. I wish I could get behind Angelina as a powerful woman (though not like this) - however taking what you want, when you want it, without regard for anyone else doesn't make you powerful; it makes you a Republican. Maybe that's the real voodoo. 

[Star Magazine Cover]