Donesville!

Look - it's Gwyneth Paltrow, making her own tacos! Girlfriend doesn't need a (vegan) cheese grater, her voice is more than grating enough. Paltrow only uses two avocados to make her homemade "guac" for a family of four - but she recommends adding more avo, for the fat asses. She also let's us know that she likes shrimp because she's "from California." I guess that explains the Coldplay obsession. Then Gwyneth mumbles to herself, "Is it edible?" before declaring, "Home run, people!" Even standing alone in her kitchen, Gwynnie manages to be full of herself - both literally and figuratively. It's a home run, GOOP style. Now, if only her career were "donesville." Or is it headed that way now? I finally saw Iron Man 2 the other day - and if the casting director was hoping for "shrill and sexless" as Tony Stark's love interest, then Paltrow totally nailed the role.