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* Adrianne Curry wants attention today - and who am I to deny her? Video mildly NSFW, due to some language involving genitals. Big surprise. 

* Fergie allegedly wants to quit the Black Eyed Peas because she's ready to hop on the baby train - Will.I.Am's ego is just a convenient excuse. Hey, Josh Duhamel's sperm ain't gonna wait around forever! ~ Celebitchy

* Well, of course things were going to get ugly between Mel "Sugartits" Gibson and his mistress turned baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva. I'm mean, it's Mel we're talking about. He's not exactly the poster boy for charm and grace. ~ WWTDD

* Justin Bieber's mom has been offered $50,000 to expose her titties in Playboy Magazine. Umm, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, given that her son is uber-successful and a minor, that she's probably doing alright on the money front - without having to take her clothes off. ~ Dlisted

* Gwyneth Paltrow deigns to address the commoners on GOOP. Are you sure you want to open those floodgates, Gwyn? The homemade colonics might be safer. ~ Agent Bedhead

* Tom Cruise career assessment is on high suck alert. ~ Pajiba

* Peaches Geldof looks like Jennifer Aniston in this pic, except Jennifer has a waaaaay better body. ~ The Superficial

* Katy Perry, Esquire Magazine and plotting scarves. ~ Yeeeah!

My boyfriend and I hit up Target for their "end of summer" sale and scored ourselves a pool. It's of the above ground inflatable variety. It's all class - and it comes with a free six-pack of wine coolers! (Not really, lest you find yourself at Target disappointed.) Don't ask me why they're having a sale on lawn items before the end of June. I don't ask questions, I just enjoy the bargains. What I'm saying is - I know what I'm doing with my weekend, and I hope you do the same! See ya back here Monday. xoxo

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