We can all breathe a sigh of relief - America's Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, will be tainted no more! Sandra has just finalized her divorce from the evil Vanilla Gorilla, aka Jesse James. And not a moment too soon, as many had begun to question whether or not Bullock would dare reunite with James - a move that would ignite a public relations nightmare, if nothing else. Apparently that doesn't seem to be the case. Papers are sealed, but the marriage is reportedly over. Details, via Us Magazine: Around the same time of her filing, Bullock revealed that she and James had been in the process of adopting a baby from New Orleans, 3 1/2 month-old Louis before splitting. She said she plans to raise the boy as a single parent. Despite James' infidelities, a source recently told Us Weekly that the two are on speaking terms.
"Jesse would not relocate his family [Chandler, 15, Jesse Jr, 12, and Sunny, 6] to Austin without consulting with her," the insider told Us. "This has been in the works for a while. Austin is Sandra; it's not him." Added the source, "He'd like to reconcile."
Since splitting with James, Bullock has been in hiding but recently stepped out for a few highly buzzed-about public appearances. She wowed crowds at the Nashville flood benefit concert June 22 and a Spike TV awards show the same month. On June 6, she accepted the Generation Award at the MTV Movie Awards, where she smooched Scarlett Johnasson and urged the audience: "Can we please go back to normal - because therapy is really expensive."]
Nope, Jesse. No reconciliation, no forgiveness, no more access to Sandra. Only a lifetime of shame, humiliation and tattooed strippers. We'll throw in The Blind Side on an eternal loop, just to clinch your purgatory. I can't wait to see who Sandra falls in love with next. I wish her much happiness. My only hope is that next time she enters a relationship, she does an extensive background check on the lucky guy.
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