Megan explains to MTV, "Mickey is such a beautiful,
wonderful human being. He's so genuine and so sweet and so talented. I just
love him to death. I kept telling him that he needs to have kids, because I
think he's going to be an amazing dad. I hope he does that soon. actually got a
tattoo that is sort of in honor of him. It's on my ribs. I don't know if it's
been photographed yet, but it'll come out eventually, I'm sure. I just love him
very much and think he's very special."
No, the tattoo is not of a popped hemorrhoid with eyes. It's
the Nietzsche quote: "Those who danced were thought to be insane by those
who could not hear the music." We hear the music and we still think you're
insane, bitch. For the record.
But seriously, in a coffin somewhere Nietzsche's skeleton is
smiling, because he was always told as a young man that one day one of his
quotes would be important enough to be etched into the body of a ho who would
probably be working the morning shift at a Hooters in Tennessee if Michael Bay
wasn't a horny douchebag. And that day has finally come! Nietzsche, you've
finally made it!]
Clearly she's hiding an enormous IQ under that perfectly tousled hair; and I bow to her for it.
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