I've returned from my faux birthday road trip! My actual birthday celebration was delayed and, as is my hedonistic nature, the "makeup" birthday needed to be a 3 day party. Now that I'm satiated from the drive-in (a double feature of the hilarious Get Him To The Greek and the laugh-out-loud, in a so-bad-it-might-be-good way Splice) as well as swimming at the hotel pool. Sure, there were drinks involved. But here's where Chris Klein (best known for American Pie and sleeping with Katie Holmes) and I part ways. I enjoyed the alcohol, but I didn't abuse it. And there's also one more very important detail - I had a designated driver! Sure, Chris may want to drink away the pain it causes him not to see his daughter, aka Suri Cruise, but taking a joyride down an L.A. freeway with a BAC of .20 ain't the way to do it. Details, via TMZ:
[Chris Klein wasn't just drunk when he was popped for DUI
early this morning, according to law enforcement sources ... his blood alcohol
level was almost THREE TIMES the legal limit. We're told Klein blew well over a
.20 when he was arrested on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles this morning -- his
second DUI bust in the last 6 years. The legal limit in California is .08. As we previously reported, Klein
wasn't the only passenger in his car -- cops found a dog inside the
vehicle. The dog was later
retrieved by a friend of Klein's. Klein's reps have not returned our
calls.
UPDATE: Klein's bail has been set at $25,000]
So this is where a failed Mamma Mia! audition will get you! [See video above for the terror that is Klein's "singing voice," courtesy of Celebitchy and MovieWeb.] Really, we all know there's nothing to joke about here. Here're a couple of quarters - call a cab, and then rehab!
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