Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet went off during an MTV Movie Awards after-party. Who's not surprised by this news? Let's see a show of hands. There's not even enough time to count the sea of waving arms in the air. Lindsay apparently kept her cool during the embarrassing incident. Maybe she's still an actress after all! Details from Star Magazine, via Celebitchy: [Star Magazine had an exclusive report yesterday that I
thought was bullsh-t, but now I'm having second thoughts. Allegedly, at one of
the MTV Movie Award after-parties, Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet went off.
According to witnesses, it was around 1 a.m. and "...all of a sudden, her SCRAM
ankle bracelet started flashing furiously -- bright red, fast flashes -- right
through her boot! I couldn't hear anything, like if there was an alarm that
went off as well, but you could definitely see the flashes. She wasn't drinking
or doing drugs that I saw...She didn't seem phased whatsoever. I mean it was very
obvious. But she was just hanging out, standing right in front of me, acting
like it was totally fine." Star goes on to claim that it could just be a
technical issue with the bracelet, or the bracelet could just be processing
information. But now Radar says that Lindsay's judge is getting involved.]
I'm sure LaLohan has some perfectly logical reason (aka: bullshit excuse) for her alcohol monitoring bracelet going off. It couldn't possibly be her fault. Nope. Likely scenarios: someone who had been drinking and was sweating rubbed up next to her. She humped someone who was drunk. Alcohol-tainted pee splashed on her in the bathroom. Actually, all those tie together - a bathroom romp with a drunk person at an Awards show. Case solved.
[Photo Credit: Not a picture from the MTV Movie Awards, but when in doubt I always fall back on Lohan in pantyhose.]
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