LaineyGossip thinks that George Clooney "finally stepped in"
because "Ely is trying to work in America now. And there's no working in
America right off the get if you piss on the MiniVan Majority's favourite best
friend. More importantly, George Clooney can't afford to cut those bitches off
either. So Ely is no longer tweeting." Or it could have nothing to do with
Aniston, and more to do with the sudden realization many of us had that Canalis
isn't all that bright. The whole incident reeked of a Lohan-esque shenanigan,
and the veil was lifted. Of course, both George and Ely were smart enough to
know that they both looked like idiots.
Of course, there is something to the theory that George and
Ely were terrified of Aniston's most rabid fans. The comments on this site
alone went batsh-t insane with our two stories, and I imagine it was like that
on other sites as well. Canalis made some lifelong enemies with that one little
re-tweet.]
Sure, it was a re-Tweet (I love that "re-Tweet" is accepted and understood in our lexicon now; like Google) and not her direct opinion, but the damage was obviously done. And that was only a RT - imagine if she'd actually come up with that opinion of her own! Horror of horrors. I kind of feel for her. I Tweeted a few humorous observations about in-laws a while back, which my mother-in-law happened to read. Rest assured, I'm still paying for it a year later! Can't we all just get along? Though Clooney clearly falls in Brad Pitt's camp, George and Jennifer remain friendly. And that means Elisabetta has got to play the game, by proxy. The famous can't simply rely on looks anymore; they also have to be politicians. Start stumping, Canalis!
I couldn't resist digging out this vintage footage of Elisabetta, strutting her stuff on a talk show. She's the very aerobic brunette in the clip above. Congrats, George!
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