* Will Ferrell, now and forever. Mark Walhberg is okay too, but only if he has his shirt off.

* Catch of the century, Joe Francis, is getting married! What should we get the guy who has everything? Spoiler alert: the ideas include a vasectomy. ~ The Frisky

* Like rats off a sinking ship... Bradley Cooper exits M. Night Shyamalan's next flick. ~ SlashFilm

* Why in the hell would you remain friends with an ex? Find out what John & I have to say. You know you wanna. ~ Dicks In The City

* Gisele Bundchen claims her 7-month old son is already potty-trained; leading many to wonder if Gisele knows what "potty-training" is. ~ Celebitchy

* What did Lindsay Lohan get for her birthday? A ham sandwich - in the face! ~ Dlisted

* Garbage and Twilight, with a new twist. ~ Agent Bedhead

Have a safe, happy, fabulous Fourth of July weekend! Booze, fireworks and lawnchairs - it's the American way. xoxo

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