Crystal Gone Wild

Well, it turns out I was both right and wrong about Crystal Harris's money motive. She was looking for a big payday - but one sans Hugh Hefner. That's an interesting twist! It's been revealed today that Harris was actually looking to create a media deal in conjunction with her ultimate plan of leaving Hef at the alter. Damn. I never thought I'd say this, but I actually miss Holly Madison right about now. Holly seemed quite conniving in her quest to transition from #1 girlfriend to wife, but at least she wouldn't have done something this low. Granted, Holly wanted the Hefner naming rights as much as she wanted the keys to the Playboy Mansion. However, what Crystal has pulled off is a scheme so above and beyond the gold digging norm that I'm having a hard time believing it wasn't ripped from a Jackie Collins novel. Amazing.