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It's been "confirmed" that Shia LaBeouf (La Douche) did indeed "do the worm" with Megan Fox. Though most were skeptical of Shia's claim, an "on set source" backs up LaBeouf saying, "Yes, Megan and Shia hooked up." So, it's nice to know they let people watch. 

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan collapsed outside a club, just hours after being "freed" from her multimillion dollar condo. She was "serving time" while under "house arrest" and naturally needed to blow off steam after the rigors of throwing rooftop parties, filming infomercials and chatting with Vanity Fair. Who could blame a girl for getting falling down drunk after all that stress? 

And finally, I'm still celebrating the surprise wedding of Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz. That makes the romantic in me very, very happy. Though most assumed Weisz cheated on her longtime partner (and baby daddy), Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky, to be with Craig (and honestly, who wouldn't?) - there's a little rumor floating around that it was actually Darren who allegedly had a fling. Do the math and think about it next time you take a gander at Natalie Portman's baby...

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