Not The Brightest Bulb

It's not only her star power that's dimmed - apparently her I.Q. has suffered as well. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is in the news... again. I honestly can't even keep track anymore, nor do I care to, but this is pretty damn funny. For those of you who don't know, Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to miraculously escape jail and has been doing time at her multimillion dollar condo - and throwing parties while she's at it. As you would suspect, conditions of her house arrest don't include alcohol (unless it's toilet wine - haha), so the rooftop revelry kinda pissed off the cops. After pictures of her party were leaked (or sold) online, her parole officer decided to test Lohan for alcohol consumption - which came back positive. So... it's back to court for LiLo. You can read the exhaustive (and exhausting) details here. I'll put two more of my cents in and say that I personally believe she should be jailed for this - it's really the greater crime!