Seriously. It sounds like I'm being facetious, but I'm genuinely surprised that 25-year old Crystal Harris and 85-year old Playboy scion Hugh Hefner have called off their wedding. Why? Because I thought Crystal had her eyes on the prize! She was minutes away from scoring something Holly Madison worked seven years to obtain - the keys to the kingdom. Oh yeah, and the undying love of an octogenarian. But, much like her predecessor, Crystal has (allegedly) thrown it away for the all powerful sexual connection with an age-appropriate partner. While Holly was lured by the promise of hot action with the skeevy Criss Angel - it seems Crystal has failed to study the books. Yep, history is repeating itself! Harris's flavor of the moment? None other than Dr. Phil's son, Jordan McGraw. I hope she's ready for an earful of stark advice. Meanwhile, I imagine Holly is already packing her bags and is en route from Vegas to Los Angeles... 
Seriously. It sounds like I'm being facetious, but I'm genuinely surprised that 25-year old Crystal Harris and 85-year old Playboy scion Hugh Hefner have called off their wedding. Why? Because I thought Crystal had her eyes on the prize! She was minutes away from scoring something Holly Madison worked seven years to obtain - the keys to the kingdom. Oh yeah, and the undying love of an octogenarian. But, much like her predecessor, Crystal has (allegedly) thrown it away for the all powerful sexual connection with an age-appropriate partner. While Holly was lured by the promise of hot action with the skeevy Criss Angel - it seems Crystal has failed to study the books. Yep, history is repeating itself! Harris's flavor of the moment? None other than Dr. Phil's son, Jordan McGraw. I hope she's ready for an earful of stark advice. Meanwhile, I imagine Holly is already packing her bags and is en route from Vegas to Los Angeles...
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