What A Fantastic P.R. Blitz That Was!

jesse-james-wiki.jpgNo one could blame you if you'd forgotten about the horrid Jesse James and his Black Widow bride-to-be, Kat Von D. It's not like either one of them are the most pleasant people to think about. Sure, there are worse - but, come on! Jesse James besmirched America's Princess and that just ain't right. 

All's been relatively quiet on the Western front - apparently too quiet for the publicity-needy couple. What are two sad sacks who've been relegated to the "has been" bin to do? Throw out a few meaningless Tweets regarding the alleged demise of their relationship and have people write about them for one whole day. What fun! Details, via the Daily Mail

['That is absolutely not true,' the 42-year-old said in response to reports he had broken up with L.A. Ink star Kat. 'We're still going strong. Things are completely good with us.'

'Everything is on track. I am absolutely more in love today than I was a year ago. She's the one for me'

Von D also weighed in, saying off the split claims: 'That's the furthest thing from the truth.'

It is now five months since The Monster Garage star and tattoo artist fiancée Kat announced their engagement.

The couple added flames to the fire when they earlier took to Twitter to air their personal problems.]

Gee, I wonder where we got the idea that their relationship was over? Oh, yeah - from them. Okay, we all took the bait. Here's your extra 5 minutes. Now fuck off. 

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