Ah, That Explains It!

A follow up to yesterday's tongue wagging...

Shia LaBeouf reveals he was hoping for someone "bookish" as his replacement costar, once Megan Fox decided to "quit" the Transformers franchise. And by "bookish" I assume he means "someone who can deliver lines." His preference was naturally vetoed by director Michael Bay who said they needed a "summer girl." "Summer girl" is code for "lingerie model" in case you didn't know. 

Lindsay Lohan only fell yesterday because the "psychotic" paparazzi (that she calls to show up wherever she goes) were blinding her with camera flashes, causing her to trip while wearing stripper heels. She was not drunk and Bill Clinton did not have sex with that woman!

["They were casually dressed, then Daniel suddenly pulled Rachel to him in the middle of produce and gave her a passionate kiss, right next to the bananas. They looked more in love and sexier than Brad and Angelina."]

 

If they'd made out by the cucumbers, would Brangelina have stood a chance?

[Photo Credit: No shoes, no service Madam!]