Everyone, that is, except for Mick Jagger. Indeed, the Rolling Stones star is said to be so unhappy about the prospect of Keith Richard's tell-all autobiography, that some have been left fearing for the future of the band.

The book, entitled Life, is not being released until October, but it is said to contain numerous revelations about Sir Mick's private life, including his affairs and drug-taking. An early draft has already been written, with The Rolling Stones management advising him to tone certain sections down in order to avoid a confrontation with his bandmate.

Jagger had also considered writing his own autobiography three years ago, but then decided against it.]

Here's why Mick is really pissed: (1.) He didn't do it first. Mick does everything first. (2.) He most assuredly paid off ex-wife Jerry Hall to curtail her memoir - the one she was writing that conveniently never came out after he hushed her with millions they made their peace. Mick's not only the world's oldest living rock star; he's also a world renowned business man. What's the point of Jerry's (alleged) big payout, if Keith's going to dish the dirt anyway? What's the problem, really? Not only are we talking about senior citizens, we're talking about the Rolling Stones. Can anything be revealed at this point that would shock anyone about these guys? They practically invented debauchery. Pull the stick out of your ass, Mick, and let the people have as much fun as you did. 

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"There wasn't one boo. Not one hiss. The Apple guy brought me in away from the paparazzi. Period. I was content in line. I wish I'd stayed."

Well obviously it wasn't "away from the paparazzi" because you can see the pictures right here. It's not like they tunneled into the store. But was he telling the truth about the crowd? Well, no. At least not according to Us Magazine...

"It was loud, passive-aggressive anger. There was a chorus of boos and then people shouting, 'What?' and 'We've been here for hours!' We were patiently waiting before then [and] that just made everyone's blood boil."
Bateman arrived to the L.A. Apple store around 4:45 A.M., and initially waited "like everybody else." But around 10 A.M., he was escorted inside first.]

Umm, Bateman is a pretty successful guy. I'll bet that he employs an assistant to take abuse from the crowd next time. Or is that Chris Brown? I got issued some pain pills after minor surgery and now I can't keep anything straight around here today. I feel so Lohan-esque! Meanwhile, given the company that Jason is keeping in this post, can't we give him a pass? The dude got there at 4:45 AM with every intent of waiting. It's not like he strolled to the front of the line at 10 AM without bothering to wait at all. Most celebrities would have demanded special treatment and then some. He gave us Arrested Development - can't we give him a little forgiveness? 

[Photo Credit: A tip of my hat to your iPhone, matey!]

"It's not like they're talking every day, but they're in touch about things," a source tells PEOPLE. "It really seems like it's about the kids more than anything."

For her part, Bullock, 45, has been "chilling out" in New Orleans and Austin with Louis. And James, 41, has made it clear that he plans to move to Austin as well. "He has a goal," says a James pal. "He wants his life back, he wants some sense of normalcy and his family back."]

We all know Jesse has a goal; he's nothing if not a goal oriented guy! But what about this article? Is the groundwork being laid for painting Jesse in a new light? I don't think there's enough new light available in the world to "whitewash" what he's done. But Bullock's got some powerful P.R. agents on her side. Is she Jolie-esque enough to change history for her own benefit or will she move on?

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Megan and BAG got engaged for a second time over a week ago in Hawaii after dating on-and-off for about 6 years. A source says that the wedding took place at the Four Seasons on the big island of Hawaii on either Thursday or Friday. The source gave a few details, "They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests! They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn't do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy. The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding. It's very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don't think it had been planned long. Megan and Brian are still there at the hotel, relaxing. They're now celebrating their honeymoon."]

Well, who would have thought Beverly Hills' resident nerd would grow up to marry one of the worlds' most (surgically enhanced) beautiful women? Brian Austin Green (BAG) has game! As for Megan, if her career really is on the downslide, at least it will be nice to have some company. Congrats, you crazy kids!

[Photo Credit: Megan's not only a married woman; she's now a stepmom! Can't wait to hear what she has to say about that, because we know it'll be something entertaining.]