Justin Blows

Justin Timberlake sucks the proverbial ass. I wish there was a better way to put this, but other than LAME, I really can't think of a better phrase. Speaking of double standards, I'm sure we all remember the infamous "NippleGate" scandal via SuperBowl 2004. How he got away with "10 percent of the blame" is a mystery to me. Hypocrite much? If he were a real man, he would have defended Janet's honor a little better - especially given that they were rumored lovers at the time. I don't know why I'm beating this dead horse (what an awful saying) - I guess I just love the past. Man, I can hold a grudge. Janet's moved on, but I'm still pissed at Justin! It's like solving riddle of the Sphinx: Why does this former Mouseketeer and ex-NSYNC-er have any cred? He's also on my shit list for turning beautiful, sparkly blondes into surly, drab brunettes. Not that there's anything wrong with brunettes - I am one - but I hate to see formerly happy ladies turn sullen under the guise of love. (see Cameron Diaz, past and Jessica Biel, current.)