Bunny Splits

They said it wasn't gonna last... and it didn't! Holly Madison and magic douche Criss Angel have broken up. I just can't believe it! When she left former true love Hugh Hefner for this true cock flame, I thought it was a done deal! She recently left her "job" at Playboy Magazine in L.A. due to the awkward working conditions combined with the lack of challenge it was providing. Now Holly is citing a conflict of schedules due to her career goals as partial blame for the mutual and amicable split. Yeah, everyone feels really friendly when one person leaves another for his/her career, natch. I suspect her "career" is gold digging and she found a new "job" elsewhere. The former bunny is said to currently be residing with family. The mansion it ain't!